Birds?????

Don't you envy the freedom of birds, that they can fly without mechanical assistance? And no ticket needed!

Public Comments

1. No not really. It would be fun to crap on those who piss you off.
2. yea but a bird lives a tough life having to search for food on a constant basis just too survive and all them animal es taht wana eat birds
3. Birds get sucked into engines with surprising regularity.
4. Yeah - isn't that just the nuts? And think of the gas money we would save if we could do the same!
5. Yeah I used to love birds too until I hit a whole flock of them with my plane most of them bounced off but I still needed a clean pair of undies
6. There's an old saying that goes, "Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet air intakes."
7. If I wasn't so scared of heights, I would LOVE to be a bird!
8. Birds, why birds? I will suck the birds into my jet engine! Muahahahaha! :D